Let's just not. It is much easier to complain about tree killers and their evil henchmen and wildlife specialists who like taunting me than focus on real issues. I will say that death certificates do not make good Christmas gifts, so maybe go with a gift card to Lowe's or a Christmas cactus. Everyone loves those.
Cats are fine, the six million dollar squirrel is still with us, nursing homes are wickedly expensive, probate is a pain, and "lawyer" is yet another job I am either unwilling or unable to do.
We can add it to the ever-growing list:
- Vet
- Retirement actuarial consultant
- Sentry with the Queen's Guard
- Naval nuclear reactor engineer
- Smokejumper
- Welder
- Sous Chef
- Snake charmer
- Long haul trucker
- Bus driver
- Taxi driver
- Pre-K child wrangler
- Victoria's Secret model
- Role model
- Army general
- Anything involving pneumatic tools
- High-pressure salesman
- Plumber
- Cattle rancher
- Arachnid specialist
- Etiquette advisor
- Butcher
- Portrait painter
- Happy the Clown.
..and diplomat. I am so not diplomatic.
Good thing I can do what I want...and have a good lawyer.
The end...
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